Lay off the chicken, Makaroni!

So the good news is that my boobs are substantially bigger. The bad news is that so is everything else and I will be needing new bras and pants for Christmas! (sigh!) U hear that Santa? Dangit! I stood in line patiently and waited to have my picture taken with him only for this FRAUD to tell me that I only get one wish this year! Its a recession he says! HA! So much for my much needed human blanket. Next year?