scrape up screw up

I hit a car today...a parked car...a parked car in a parking lot. I hit a parked car in a parking lot while someone watched me out the window.....I left a note with my name, number, and sorry. Not that it matters seeing as how there was a witness who probably memorized my personalized license plate parking in a private lot to go get some food. Dangiiiittt!!!It must be vacation time again.

(Sigh) So yesterday I accidentally flashed a man...

So check it. its morning and im taking my daily leisurely stroll down georgia ave. Im wearing a long shirt-dress and jeans. I have my hands in the pockets of my shirt dress and im checkin the wares of an antique shop and this dude is going into a liquor store. Well apparently i didnt realize how heavy my hands were in my pockets cuz the guy going... Read More into the shop stops and winks at me. then he goes "Hey girl. what that tattoo read?" Now anyone who knows me KNOWS i dont and never will have a tattoo. I dont know y i looked...But when i looked down my leftie was givin him the hey, hello pleased to meet you sir!

I pulled up my shirt and he just kept staring at me so then i laugh nervously and go "that WASNT a tattoo" and disappear quickly into the antique shop. Last time i roll out of bed and go for a walk without taking "proper precautions"

Talkin bout embarassed! I was left wondering how long I had been walkin around that way and how many people i had greeted who smiled back without telling me!

this is my life folks...